Billy Hates Crazy Cat Ladies Who Don't Understand Subject-Verb Agreement

My new friend Ali has a blog. She has a lot of followers and gets a lot of comments. Some of them aren't too bright, and I like to point it out.

Billy Hates Stupid Hippies Too

Lest you think the Tea Party has a monopoly on mouth breathers, we bring you this gem from the Occupy Wall Street movement.

Billy Hates Bad Parents

This photo was taken at:

a) a MENSA meeting

b) one of those liberal universities with commie professors

c) a Tea Party rally

Billy Hates Teabonics

I'm sure that there are some tea partiers who aren't bitter, borderline illiterate, and looking to blame anyone but themselves for their failures and shortcomings. But this ain't them.

He's Not Racist Racist

When I last wrote about The View, I mentioned that I hate 40% of its hosts. Well, I might need to make that 60%. First Whoopi Goldberg defended Roman Polanski and said that what he did to his victim was not "rape rape". Apparently in Whoopi's world, it's OK to drug and sodomize an underage girl so long as you're talented.

Then yesterday she opined that Mel Gibson is not a racist. This after saying he told his girlfriend "if you get raped by a pack of n*****s, it will be your fault." So to most of us, Mel is a misogynist, anti-Semite and racist. But to Whoopi, he's a swell guy because they're friends.

Billy Hates Illiteracy As Much As He Loves Irony

Billy Hates Bed Spelling

Cumpany mispeld hiway sine. At least they got E-X-I-T right. Every other word on the sign is misspelled.