Billy Hates Crazy Cat Ladies Who Don't Understand Subject-Verb Agreement

My new friend Ali has a blog. She has a lot of followers and gets a lot of comments. Some of them aren't too bright, and I like to point it out.

Billy Hates Stupid Hippies Too

Lest you think the Tea Party has a monopoly on mouth breathers, we bring you this gem from the Occupy Wall Street movement.

Billy Hates Bad Parents

This photo was taken at:

a) a MENSA meeting

b) one of those liberal universities with commie professors

c) a Tea Party rally

Billy Hates Teabonics

I'm sure that there are some tea partiers who aren't bitter, borderline illiterate, and looking to blame anyone but themselves for their failures and shortcomings. But this ain't them.

He's Not Racist Racist

When I last wrote about The View, I mentioned that I hate 40% of its hosts. Well, I might need to make that 60%. First Whoopi Goldberg defended Roman Polanski and said that what he did to his victim was not "rape rape". Apparently in Whoopi's world, it's OK to drug and sodomize an underage girl so long as you're talented.

Then yesterday she opined that Mel Gibson is not a racist. This after saying he told his girlfriend "if you get raped by a pack of n*****s, it will be your fault." So to most of us, Mel is a misogynist, anti-Semite and racist. But to Whoopi, he's a swell guy because they're friends.

Billy Hates Illiteracy As Much As He Loves Irony

Billy Hates Bed Spelling

Cumpany mispeld hiway sine. At least they got E-X-I-T right. Every other word on the sign is misspelled.

Billy Hates Bad Acting and Hints of Incestuous Flirting

Watch this masterpiece of a commercial for Hillside Honda and tell me that these two future Oscar winners with the thick New Yawk accents aren't the son and daughter of the dealership's owner.

Billy Hates Plagerism (and 40% of the View's Co-Hosts)

...but I love irony. As such, I have copied the following post verbatim from dlisted.

When Elisabeth Hasselcrack isn't violently fucking us dry in the ear with her shrill voice, she's writing books on gluten free dieting. Or should I say, she's copying and pasting from other people's books on gluten free dieting and publishing it as her own. That's what Susan Hassett claims anyway. Susan is madder than fish grease and has filed a lawsuit against Hasselcrack for copyright infringement and being a copy cat. Susan also should have filed a class action lawsuit against Hasselcrack for being an annoying bitch.

Billy Hates Dead End Jobs

and unless she figures out how and when to use an apostrophe, she'll probably be in that job she loves for a long, long time.

Billy Hates That He Could Do a Full Time Blog on Sherri Shepherd's Ignorance

• Shepherd was criticized heavily after the September 18, 2007 broadcast of The View, in which she stated that she didn't "believe in evolution. Period." Co-host Whoopi Goldberg asked her, "is the world flat?" She first responded, "…I don't know" and expanded that she "never thought about it." Shepherd continued that it was more important to her that she thought about how she was "going to feed [her] child." Barbara Walters replied to Shepherd's defense of her scientific illiteracy by pointing out, "You can do both." However, Shepherd then went on to quote scripture.

• Similar criticism erupted after the December 4, 2007 broadcast of The View when, during a discussion initiated by Joy Behar about Epicurus, Shepherd attempted to assert that Christians existed in classical Greece, and that the Greeks threw them to the lions. When confronted on this point, she further claimed that "Jesus came first" (before Greeks and Romans) and stated, "I don't think anything predated Christians."

• In January 2008, Sherri Shepherd commented that gospel singer Shirley Caesar was "like a black Patti LaBelle" Her co-stars, seemingly perplexed by the comment, were all quick to inform her that LaBelle is also African American.

• Shepherd also garnered ridicule after admitting to never voting because she just "never knew the dates or anything"; she stated, "I've never voted for anything in my life."

Billy Hates Bad Education

But loves irony.

Billy Hates People Who Need a History Lesson

Sherri didn't know that the world is round, so perhaps I expected too much of her when I thought she'd grasp the whole BC concept.

Billy Hates Illiterate, Syphilitic Heiresses

But I'm sure she has some redeeming qualities.

Billy Loves I Hate You So Much Right Now

Kelis is angry. Not as angry as I am on most days. Kinda like I would be after some herbal tea and meditation if I did that crap.

Billy Hates Visible Panty Lines

Remove the bread from where exactly?

Billy Hates I'Tunes

Bad song, bad apostrophe abuse.