Billy Hates Bad Parents

This photo was taken at:

a) a MENSA meeting

b) one of those liberal universities with commie professors

c) a Tea Party rally

Billy Hates Teabonics

I'm sure that there are some tea partiers who aren't bitter, borderline illiterate, and looking to blame anyone but themselves for their failures and shortcomings. But this ain't them.

He's Not Racist Racist

When I last wrote about The View, I mentioned that I hate 40% of its hosts. Well, I might need to make that 60%. First Whoopi Goldberg defended Roman Polanski and said that what he did to his victim was not "rape rape". Apparently in Whoopi's world, it's OK to drug and sodomize an underage girl so long as you're talented.

Then yesterday she opined that Mel Gibson is not a racist. This after saying he told his girlfriend "if you get raped by a pack of n*****s, it will be your fault." So to most of us, Mel is a misogynist, anti-Semite and racist. But to Whoopi, he's a swell guy because they're friends.

Billy Hates Illiteracy As Much As He Loves Irony

Billy Hates Bed Spelling

Cumpany mispeld hiway sine. At least they got E-X-I-T right. Every other word on the sign is misspelled.

Billy Hates Bad Acting and Hints of Incestuous Flirting

Watch this masterpiece of a commercial for Hillside Honda and tell me that these two future Oscar winners with the thick New Yawk accents aren't the son and daughter of the dealership's owner.

Billy Hates Plagerism (and 40% of the View's Co-Hosts)

...but I love irony. As such, I have copied the following post verbatim from dlisted.

When Elisabeth Hasselcrack isn't violently fucking us dry in the ear with her shrill voice, she's writing books on gluten free dieting. Or should I say, she's copying and pasting from other people's books on gluten free dieting and publishing it as her own. That's what Susan Hassett claims anyway. Susan is madder than fish grease and has filed a lawsuit against Hasselcrack for copyright infringement and being a copy cat. Susan also should have filed a class action lawsuit against Hasselcrack for being an annoying bitch.